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depression tips™

rage-quitter:

  • shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
  • moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
  • put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
  • put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
  • drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
  • clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
  • blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
  • make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
  • make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
  • go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
  • call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
  • cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
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Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy is unlike any film Marvel Studios has put forth so far. It’s filled with the kind of humor you’d expect from the Amazing Spider-Man series from beginning to end, and still manages to weave together a decent, coherent plot without skipping pace. It also gives Marvel a convenient jumping off point for the next installment and even a means to tie in this series with The Avengers, as a powerful item in the Marvel Universe is revealed to be the desired object between the Guardians and the villain Ronan.

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Set to the beat of an awesome 70s rock soundtrack, the story follows a young boy, Peter Quill, who was kidnapped from Earth and grew up alongside his captors. He was trained to be a “ravager” (a space pirate, if you will) by this band of thieves and by Yondu (Michael Rooker), their leader. However, Quill sees an opportunity to make it rich by selling a highly-sought after orb he was tasked with finding. While attempting to pawn it off, his story becomes entangled with those of the bounty hunters Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) and Groot (voiced by vin Diesel), the assassin Gamora (Zoe Saldana), the warrior Drax (Dave Bautista), and the oncoming war between the malevolent ruler of the Kree race, Ronan (Lee Pace), and the planet Xandar. Quill, Gamora, Rocket, Groot, and Drax eventually team up to confront this threat to achieve their own goals, but manage to aid each other in ways they hadn’t expected.

Not a moment goes by without a laugh, thanks to Chris Pratt’s hilarious antics as the Guardians’ leader, Quill, or, as he would say, Star-Lord. He’s just as goofy in this role as he is as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation. Seriously, there’s almost no difference in their personalities, but it works tremendously well here –making the lead character only able to think 12% into a plan lets us root for not so much a hero but a person.

The other Guardians each play their own, crucial roles in the narrative which are critically important for achieving one another’s goals. They become closer as they face their issues head-on, they grow to become more trusting of their teammates, and learn to work successfully with them as they learn more about each other. When times get rough, moments were tough decisions need to be made leave the viewer with all of the suspense they could ask for, and sometimes end in both heartwarming and heart-piercing turns.

Guardians seems to define a new superhero movie standard, one all its own, as we get the sense that no one character emanates pure evil; everyone is humanized through humor, and that’s really where the charm comes from. Each member of the Guardians team and the scoundrels they encounter has something comedic about their character revealed to separate the “man from the myth”: Drax the Destroyer is delightfully unaware of sarcasm and can’t understand metaphors, and Yondu the feared space outlaw likes to collect dashboard knick-knacks. In this way, no character is meant to be truly hated -even the main villain Ronan only formed his destructive plan as a result of crimes against his people, giving him some redemption. This culminates in one of the most feel-good movies of the year.

This movie could function plainly as a comedy had the source material not come from comics, but it also embraces the elements of drama that make a fantastic story, which is why it invites the entire spectrum of movie fans to view it. Everyone who gives it a try will appreciate at least one aspect of Quill’s journey through the cosmos, whether it be for the history of Gamora and her family, the heartwarming moments of sacrifice the members of the team make for each other, or the amazing soundtrack. This is one you shouldn’t miss.

The Good

  • Great music
  • Colorful characters and great story
  • Chris Pratt is hilarious
  • New Superhero standard (for movies and heroes)

The Bad

  • Not much exposition on Ronan or Thanos

The Score

9.1     /10

I know it’s been out for a long while, but my RA asked me to write a review to put on our floor’s bulletin board for something that’s out, and this one seems to still be in theaters (proving how great it is).

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Long Hiatus Will Be Interrupted

I realize I haven’t posted anything for a long while (that was because of multiple vacations), and since college has just started I’ll be unable to see movies that frequently in theaters. Because of this, I’ll be watching some of the older movies I brought with me to college and review them, attempting to make you love them as much as I do. The first new one will be “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.“

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Godzilla

First off, I believe Legendary realized the appreciation today’s generation has for the dramatic powerhouse that is Bryan Cranston and attempted to really capitalize on it –the star of all of the trailers is only him, not Aaron Taylor-Johnson or even Godzilla– but he is not the main focus of the film. Cranston’s character is integral to the plot but he sees an early termination of his pursuits and, thus, little screen time. Taylor-Johnson is the main character and one of our heroes. Legendary would have us believe otherwise since Cranston is a bigger name and I would be more upset about this had not the movie been exceptionally well done, but it truly was.

I did not and still do not know much about the Godzilla-verse, but I know Godzilla’s nature flip flops from movie to movie. Sometimes he’s made to be a cruel beast; other times he is the Earth’s savior from a greater threat. In this movie he is, at first, misunderstood. It is revealed that mankind has known about this creature for decades and has spent many resources on trying to eradicate him, but they never tried to understand his intentions. Their attempts to kill him proved fruitless and he was forgotten, but a true evil grew in his stead.

Note: I do recommend seeing it in 3D as it helps you see just how big the monsters in this movie are and adds a great sense of scale.

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“And it is going to send us back to the Stone Age!”

The movie opens with Dr. Ichiro Serizawa (portrayed by the fantastic Japanese actor, Ken Watanabe) and his research group discovering gigantic skeletal remains in the Philippines. Here, is it found that a natal pod is missing from its incubation area, which the team fears has hatched and escaped. This is never revealed to the public but the scientists begin aiming all of their efforts at locating and containing this threat. Switching scenery to a Japanese town in the shadow of Mt. Fuji, Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston) is a nuclear power plant supervisor who has been tracking regular seismic activity nearing their plant and has become increasingly paranoid that this is not a sign of regular earthquakes. His wife, Sandra (Juliette Binoche) is a sort of reconnaissance engineer that looks to repair any damage to the plant’s equipment. After making sure their son, Ford, safely gets on his school bus, Joe sends her into the core this day to see how the machinery has been affected by the seismic tremors. An explosion occurs and the Brody family’s fate is sealed. Joe must seal the exits leading to the core to prevent radiation leakage into the plant, leaving his wife trapped and his son without a mother.

Cranston shows us the tremendously devastating effects that loss has on a person when Joe devotes the next fifteen years of his life to understanding why tragedy struck that day and to sustain the memory of his dear departed love (the town was quarantined so quickly that he was unable to return home and retrieve even a single photograph of her). Ford is now an explosive ordinance disposal officer of the U.S. Navy living in San Francisco with his wife, Elle (Elizabeth Olsen), and their son, Sam. He receives a phone call telling him his father was arrested in Japan for attempting to retrieve his work from their old home, so Ford has to travel back to bail him out. While Ford is visiting, he is let into Joe’s unorganized and obsession-driven life for the first time in many years, and begins to pity his father. For the sake of respect, however, he travels with Joe to their old home to aid him, where they get caught up in Dr. Serizawa’s discovery of the still-dormant creature that escaped from the Philippines. The adventure continues westward as the monster –deemed a M.U.T.O. (Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism)–is birthed and rampages to the States, where Godzilla aims to kill it.

The Arrogance of Man

Much of the movie pits the U.S. navy against the creatures, but, as Dr. Serizawa states boldly in the film, “The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around.” This major theme is a recurring element of Godzilla’s original intent. In 1954, Godzilla was created to warn the world against seeking the power of atomic weaponry. He was a menace and a fiend to the people of Japan, and represented the sheer might of an atomic bomb combined with the counter-wrath that nature would use in anger against mankind for attempting to control it. For this movie, he still retains some of his original meaning. Dr. Serizawa also addresses another one of the movie’s themes: that the world requires a balancing force and nature can act as that force. Godzilla is just that, as he does not try to impede humanity’s progress, even when they blunderingly attack him in futile effort. His sole purpose is to defend us from the M.U.T.O.s and their destructive nature and he would die trying if there was a creature too strong to defeat.

As the world falls to shambles in the wake of the monsters’ battle, Taylor-Johnson shines as our hero, Ford. As his journey back to America hits a few rough spots, he advances as a father and as a son. He begins to understand why his father put himself through so much torment and into so much peril, and learns a father’s responsibility to protect his family as he saves a young Hawaiian boy from injury. The movie picks up speed quickly as Ford voluntarily decides to help the armed forces stop the M.U.T.O. and starts a chain reaction of events leading to a climactic battle of Chrysler Building-tall monsters, but loses a lot of momentum in Ford’s connection to his wife. They make a sparing number of phone calls to one another in which he promises to return and save her and Sam, but the pacing of the battle scenes fails to let this happen until it’s too late for the audience to still care about Elle’s well-being.

In the end, all of the Navy’s plans fail –a testament to the theme of our helplessness to stop nature as it acts– and Godzilla becomes the only hope. In this way, Ford parallels our favorite monster and this is confirmed as they both take a tumble in their plights in the same manner. They both have a purpose to protect something (for Ford, his family; for Godzilla, his planet), and are both at seemingly impossible odds to do so, but sometimes perseverance prevails.

Watanabe plays his solemn Dr. Serizawa extraordinarily well, being the sole character to understand Godzilla and always being vigilant to correct the Navy. Taylor-Johnson is a formidable force as our little hero (compared to our lizard-like big hero) who pushes onward to fight for the people he cares for, learning the importance of fatherhood. Cranston is an extremely passionate widower, and his outbursts of frustration onscreen are brilliant, and his few moments with Binoche are touching and sincere. Put all of these fantastic performances together with this time-tested story and you have one of the early, great blockbusters of the year.

The Good

  • Cranston, Taylor-Johnson, Watanabe all deliver
  • Moments of strong sorrow for Godzilla
  • Impressive battles between the monsters
  • Great themes to take home

The Bad

  • Tricked into thinking Cranston would be a bigger part
  • Ford family story builds to nothing

The Score

8.9   /10    

Utterly mesmerizing and suspenseful. Leaves you hanging on the edge of your seat.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2

I don’t know about you, but when I see superhero movies I always walk out feeling empowered. I imagine myself in their shoes and question if I would be strong enough to make the right choices as they often do in these impossible situations (to feed my own hubris, I believe I would). But there’s a certain air about a superhero movie that is genuinely exciting to all. It’s a relaxing break from the surly bonds of Earth and its boring reality that makes us want to be as strong and important as the title character –perhaps not to have their powers, but to have their traits of compassion, righteousness, and courage.

I absolutely enjoyed this movie, but for the wrong reasons. Of course Spider-Man is one of the most well-known and beloved superheroes, but this movie does not treat him as a comic-book character as much as it does a human boy with human issues. Its story is heavily layered in love and drama, and is not truly about any one villainous force against the will of our hero. It is an amazing drama and makes for a good comedy but falls short of being an amazing comic-book movie.

P.S. The 3D REALLY added to the experience. It was not awkward and blurry, but added to the illusion of Spider-Man’s freefalling and web-slinging.

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Does Whatever a Spider Can

I had thought of Andrew Garfield as a sub-par Spidey in his first installment, but the second one turned that around. This time he is hilarious and sassy throughout the movie and it kept me laughing for a long while after the credits rolled. His acting is lighthearted, but it makes the changes into the dramatics when necessary –quite well, actually. I contend that the real life relationship between Emma Stone and Garfield made the relationship scenes between Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker all the easier to act, but made them all the more passionate. There is a beautifully strong connection here between Peter and Gwen that tugs at even the coldest of hearts. Dane DeHaan appears as the young inheritor of a billionaire estate, Harry Osborn. He is a troubled child stricken with a powerful illness that he seeks to cure throughout the movie, but DeHaan is not up to the task to portray this. His acting is very stale and emotionless during his plight, and he comes off as a whiny child instead of a powerful adversary. I might add that Sally Field returns as Peter’s wonderful guardian, Aunt May, who is a nice change of pace from Rosemary Harris’ Aunt May in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Field’s May is younger and more capable of taking care of Peter than Harris’ May could.

The story closely follow the love between Gwen and Peter as he struggles with visions of her deceased father, to whom Peter promised to keep Gwen safe and out of his life. Peter’s conscience is torn by staying with her, making him fail to understand what his life is truly worth and what he needs to fulfill himself as a person and as a hero –this is one of the film’s strongest messages that is concluded in a heart-warming scene. Peter also embarks on a journey of self-discovery to understand who his parents were and why they abandoned him. Avid comic readers will be pleased with the results, which comply with another of the film’s moral lessons: your image does not define your character. All of this occurs alongside the subplots of Jamie Foxx’s Electro and DeHaan’s Green Goblin.

Shocking Turn of Events

Max Dillon is saved from an oncoming truck by Spider-Man one day. Up until then no one had paid any attention to Max, forcing him into a life of ungratifying solitude, even though his work is quite astounding. Spider-Man tells him how imperative it is he continue his work and that he needs Max to be “his eyes and ears.” Max is finally given a connection to another human being and a purpose that skyrockets his self-esteem. This quickly turns strange, however, when Max is seen talking to posters and pictures of Spider-Man he littered around his room. An accident at Oscorp that day where he works suddenly gives him the ability to control any presence of electricity around him, and, as he stumbles out into the street to meet shocked onlookers, Spider-Man appears. He cannot recognize Max, who then becomes enraged at their “strong” friendship falling out, sending him on a rampage. As the trailers for this movie have shown, we were meant to feel great sorrow and sympathy for Max in a world he never made, but there is absolutely no time to establish that connection to him. He is shown for one scene before he creates his unwholesome obsession with Spidey which will quickly betray any feelings of compassion you have for him. His anger towards the web-slinger does escalate into a city-wide-scale fight that comprises of nearly 50% of all action in the movie, and the post-battle moments quickly change pace from Electro’s actions making us almost forget he was there.

Paul Giamatti plays the Rhino quite humorously, albeit for very minimal screen time (he is barely central to the plot) so don’t go in expecting the three baddies to team up against our hero in a cataclysmic event. DeHaan’s Harry does make the shift into villainy as his sickness is “remedied”, causing him to take on a new appearance and creating the Green Goblin, but even his part in the movie is cut to mere minutes of screen time. He shows up for one battle and one battle alone at the end, even though its affects are game-changing, making the ending superb.

All in all, it was a good movie.

The Good

  • Garfield is a revitalized Spider-Man
  • Peter and Gwen’s relationship is powerful
  • Field is as great an actress as ever
  • Humorous and Dramatic
  • Heart-wrenching Ending

The Bad

  • DeHaan is a dull Harry
  • Electro is not as prominent as is meant to be believed
  • Very little action

The Score

7.5   /10                 Amazing drama, but light on comic-book elements.